Calvin just came up with an alternate ending for "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull."

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(The alien spaceship is taking off from Earth, when all of a sudden it crashes to the ground.)

Alien 1: Carl, did you fill the gas tank?

Alien 2: No, sorry, I didn't.

Alien 1: What do you mean? I saw you go over to the gas station yesterday!

Alien 2: I only had a 20 in my wallet.

Alien 1: A 20 can buy you a week's supply of gas!

Alien 2: Well, sorr-ee, I bought a soda. At least I don't spend my money on Sports Illustrated!

Alien 1: Okay, there's an easy way to solve this. HEY INDY! CAN WE BORROW SOME MONEY FOR GAS? WHAT?!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LEFT YOUR WALLET IN THE CAR THAT JUST WENT OFF THE CLIFF?!? That's it, Carl, we're gonna invade Earth as soon as we get that death ray up and running.

(The spaceship takes off after 3 more hours of arguing.)

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I can't make this stuff up, folks. He just came up with that off the top of his head at the dinner table. Frankly, I think it's an improvement on the original.