Mom: How was school today?
Thomas: It was okay, but there was this really weird smell in the front hall. It was like the smelliest dog in the world and the smelliest fish in the world got married, and then they had a baby, and then the baby puked, and then the dog ate the puke, and then the dog pooped, and now the poop is decomposing in the front hall of the school.
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No Pomp. All Circumstance.
4 years ago
4 comments:
That kid cracks me up. :)
I am stunned. If I didn't know Thomas somewhat, I'd insist there was some maternal embellishment.
Your kids are such a trip! That is hilarious.
This is absolutely hilarious!! I laughed so hard. I love kids and their imaginations and creativity.
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