Classic Calvin Stories, Part 3

(Calvin has the same teacher this year that he had last year. She's a fabulous teacher, and fortunately has a great sense of humor.)

CALVIN: Mom, Mrs. Walker is so cool. She's, like, EVERYTHING, except maybe a musician.

MOM (thinking, "Aww, isn't my boy sweet?"): Wow, honey, she sounds like she's pretty accomplished.

CALVIN: Yeah, she's a runner, an artist, a teacher, an athlete, and even a war veteran.

MOM: Really? What war?

CALVIN: Civil.