I have some ammunition the next time he makes fun of me for doing something absentminded

As I was backing the car out of the driveway this morning to take him to school, Calvin looked down and said, "Oh. I need shoes," and went running back in the house.

Guess who's been watching "Wayne's World?"

(Thomas tells me something cool in the car the other day.)

Mom: No way!
Thomas: Way!

Thomas' "No Homework" Dance

Maybe I shouldn't laugh at the pelvic thrusts, but I think they're funny!