You know what's fun about having a younger sister?

Lots of hair elastics lying around the house.

My baby's growing up

Mom, to Calvin, from her cell phone: Dad and I are going to pick up Chipotle for lunch. What do you want?

Calvin: Chicken burrito, black beans, mild salsa with a little splash of hot.

Mom: Wow, hot salsa, are you sure?

Calvin: Yeah, it's time to put on the big boy pants.

Thanks for the compliment, honey, but I still think it's time I start locking the bathroom door.

Max, to Mom, after walking in on her about to step into the shower: "Whoa, your boobs are AWESOME!"